12.09.2010

A Breakup Letter

Dear Stainless Steel,

I get it. You're popular and classic and realtors love you because you help sell homes but sometimes (usually when furiously trying to wipe water spots off your exterior) I wonder, "Why stainless.....Why does everyone love you so? You're so ordinary."
We've had our ups and downs. The ups being I was excited to say that I had you and the downs being.....well, pretty much everything else associated with you. You get around stainless. Almost everyone has had you at some time and as mentioned you are a pain in the rear to keep clean. Obviously you are here to stay but I want to discuss the possibility of an open relationship. There are just too many others I love.














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